Would you rather…

Ever played the would you rather game? A former co-worker and I would play it all the time by thinking up the grossest things imaginable and then offering them as our would you rather. There was always one simple rule – you had to choose between the options. I am proud to say that I quickly became known as the man you never want to play this game with.

So why do I mention would you rather? The short answer is because I dreamed about it last night.  And if you have figured out anything about me by now you can probably guess that my dreams, much like my daytime thoughts, tend to go off in very dark and sinister tangents.

So now you can add my latest creation to the long list of projects I have in my brain.

CHOOSE