My notes for the stand-up routine

My witty (or as some would say, sassy) comments of the week–

“There’s no nice way to tell someone ‘Don’t touch me’, is there?” (I was told by two people there is not.)

“You’re talking to someone who was almost killed windsurfing. Jet skiing does not sound like it will end well. Of course you’re in the will so maybe it’ll end well for you.”

“I’m in too good of a mood. This will end badly.” (I was wrong! It ended very well!)

“I’m not paying $5 for profanity.”

“I know how to ride a bike. It’s the stopping I have a problem with.”

Enjoy

A R