Have you really not read Harry Potter? Or is that just your After Hours character?

I haven’t read a single Harry Potter book, though I make sure AH Daniel is definitely slightly more ignorant than I actually am. Like, I can pretty easily explain to you the basic plot of Harry Potter because I’m a human being with functioning ears and eyes and have been alive in the world for the last few decades. It’s hard not to be at least tangentially infected with Harry Potter, but it’s more fun for the show (and podcasts) if I’m guy who doesn’t know/like/care about Harry Potter.

I have seen The Half-Blood Prince. I don’t know why, that was just the only Harry Potter movie I saw. Eh.