Everyone's a Comedian! Check Out These Customer Reviews.

If you're in the mood for laughter, check out these hilarious reviews left by Amazon customers. I swear, this is the funniest stuff on the internet!


As a writer, I appreciate their creativity. Makes me wonder if these people are comedians in real life. If not, they ought to be! Tons of other clever customers followed suit and left side-splitting reviews. Unless you're an old stick-in-the-mud, or are easily offended by bodily humor, go ahead and click on the product links. You won't be disappointed.



Veet Hair Removal Creme
A warning from across the pond...

By A. Chappell on July 3, 2012Item Package Quantity: 1After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie . . .

How to Avoid Big Ships
 Caution: Check the title before purchase, April 7, 2010

By Graham ThomasThis review is from: How to Avoid Huge Ships (Paperback)

By Graham Thomas on April 7, 2010 Format: Paperback

I live near a park and frequently walk around the local area. Given the amount of dog mess that is on the pavements I thought this book would be the ideal read to stop me having to scrape my shoes on the grass before going home. It was only after it arrived that I looked closely at the title and realised it said 'How to Avoid Huge SHIPS'. A simple error that means I am still treading on massive examples of canine excrement. Having said that, I read the book anyway, and I'm pleased to say I'm not even having near misses with huge ships anymore. No sir, they aint getting anywhere near me!

And, here's my personal favorite. Give this woman a comedic writing award for this one!
Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears, 5 Lbs. Bag Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate.

By Christine E. Torok on October 3, 2012Size: 5 lb Verified PurchaseOh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!
First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.

BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.
Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors . . .  

I don't know about you, but these make me smile every single time. If you know of any other products with a string of funny reviews, please share a link.