What The Stock? Edition 72714

Welcome to this week’s edition of WHAT THE STOCK, where I feature a handful of wacky (and sometimes terrifying) stock photos I find while perusing the web for my various design projects. If you’re just now joining us, check out last week’s edition for even more fun!

Let’s kick this week off the right way . . .

Yup, that’s a business man. Yup, he isn’t wearing any pants. Just imagine the possibilities!

Here we have a woman in a robe illuminating a slew of catchy business words you (likely) should eliminate from your resume.

She’s really performing a civil service when you think about it . . .

Bonus: here she is again revealing a bunch of sketchy charts and graphs. Get on her level.

If the only way you can convey emotion is through the use of hand gestures (and bad ones at that) modeling might not be the right career path for you . . .

Much like the woman eating a watermelon underwater from last week, the logistics and reasoning behind this one . . . paper boats underwater . . . confuse me.

Jones, I need a photo, now stay with me, of a man and a woman who are obviously in love . . . or at least there’s sexual tension . . . Jones, are you getting this? O.K., and we need to show time has passed, something like a really old thing next to a really new thing. But wait, that’s too easy, so find a way to jumble it all up. I know you can do it, Jones.

(Hint: Jones did it)

I . . . no . . .

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