john: he's sherlock who would he bother protecting

john: he's sherlock who would he bother protecting

me: YOU THOUGHT HE WAS OBTUSE WHEN YOU WERE ASKING HIM TO BE BEST MAN AND THEN YOU GO SAY THIS SHIT



(my addition)

And people occasionally think I hate John because I make him obtuse in my fics (sometimes). I just want to give John the most loving, wake-up-y punch in the face and then hug him when he realises what a douche he's been. I mean, they're both emotionally challenged morons; that's why they're so perfect together. I just want them to figure their shit out. Please, just let them be happy. That's all I want in this life.