A Rip Off What? Follow The Nut!

The cat is back on task. What task is that you ask? Why the task of ripping off stuff. Did the title not give that away enough? Am I asking too many questions of you? Whatever will you do?

A rip off here,
A rip off there.
They are something to fear,
At many a lair.

Pixar rips off everything.
Don't believe that cat?
Doc Hollywood and Cars have the same ring.
But keep that under your hat.

One food rips off another.
They both are so grand.
In preservatives they smother,
It even soaks through your hand.

Cars rip off brand by brand.
Or would that be dealer by dealer?
I have no interest in car land.
What next? Rip off an 18 wheeler?

A rip off of books,
Come any old time.
Just give a few looks,
And drop a dime.

Maybe more than a dime.
But that you know.
Don't rip off a mime.
That is just sooo low.

Rip off a brand.
At any old place.
Even a hot dog stand,
You can simply embrace.

Rip off a cat,
You may pay for that.
A scratch or a splat,
Hint, the later is scat.

Got the rip off curse?
It is quite grand.
It could be worse,
Could go into remake land.

But why this from me?
That you should know.
For I'm going to rip off many of thee,
This month at my show.

Any good rip offs you've seen of late? Or would bad rip offs be their fate? Beats the heck out of me. Are you scared I will rip off thee? I guess we shall see what comes to pass from my rip off little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.