How to braai

Braai is a type of meal. It is an act. It is an object on which to do the act. Got it? South Africans take the art of The Braai very seriously. How seriously? Well, they have a holiday where they all braai. Desmund Tutu even told the vegies to braai mealies (corn) on the day and not be spoiled sports. Why? Because it is one of the few things other than eat, shit, sleep that South Africans, of eleven official languages, seem to do reasonably as one (this too, however, is up for debate, just like everything else in...