A Little Bad At Our Pad!

The cat was asked a while ago to do a rhyme that was all about a bad cat chime. You know, the things cats do that are not liked by you. That is as easy as can be. But just so you know, there is nothing bad about me. I hear those sighs and I just roll my eyes.

A bad cat trip,
Is about to come due.
I'll let it rip,
Hopefully cats don't curse my zoo.

Bad task number one,
Hair up a human nose.
To do that is fun,
As there she blows.

Bad task number two,
Can get a bit smelly.
Let a crap come due,
Right in front of their telly.

Bad task number three,
Can also concern the TV.
But also a Christmas tree,
Everything is knocked over by a kitty.

Bad task number four,
Sure can get things done.
Let the liter take the tour,
Spread it around so it's stepped on by everyone.

Bad task number five,
If a human won't wake.
Run, jump and dive,
And a scratch you can make.

Bad task number six,
Is oh so easy to all.
Watch them tumble like a ton of bricks,
As you trip them when they go down the hall.

Bad task number seven,
Is sure a yummy one.
Cats can easily be in heaven,
Chewing on food from chicken to bun.

Bad task number eight,
Sure is a doozy,
This one they all hate,
And some even get woozy.

What is it you ask?
It could wake the dead.
With the final bad cat task,
You just pee on their head in bed.

I think I got most. Any more you know at your coast? Thankfully we have never had to do the final one to Pat. He would not take that. We'd get locked away in a closet at our bay. That would just be rude. So in other ways we give him attitude. If cats don't like that I spilled the beans to human screens, take it up with the singing bass. He egged on my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.