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SCRAPPY MOU

It’s hard to say where Chelsea are at as a team right now. They lost 4-2 to the New York Red Bulls in a glorified training session that didn’t matter. They drew with Paris Saint-Germain in a glorified training session that didn’t matter. And on Tuesday night they drew with some rabble claiming to be the European champions Barcelona in a glorified training session that didn’t matter. Along the way, they scored some penalties. It’s all a bit meh, really, neither one thing nor the other. Though the mood will obviously lift on Sunday at the Community Shield once they’re 6-0 up against Arsenal after 14 minutes, which is what usually happens, isn’t it?

RICE THEN GETTING STUCK IN THE IPHONE CHARGE PORT DOES NOT WORK

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