The only facial/headal hair he had at all were a couple of eyebrows, both of which were disgustingly exposed, I might add.

I’m never buying a donut there again. Exposed eyebrows? EBOLA!!!

I’m retching just thinking about it. And just imagine the wiry, unkempt nest that must be his pubes. Sure, they’re in his pants (unlike mine), but they’re still there, existing.

I can’t get them out of my mind. Brb, showering again.