Where do I put the dead bodies?

I’ve got murder on my mind…

but I don’t know how to kill my victim.

My victim is a jerk.

She takes over EVERYTHING.

AND she loves to choke things to death.

Not only has she filled the flower bed,

she’s starting to creep into the back yard.

Certain members of my family are looking the other way…

…but I know this is a problem I’ve got to face.

Pretty soon, the ivy is going to grab hold of one of us.

So if I don’t appear some Wednesday, you know who to blame.

How do I kill her?

I’m desperate.

Please advise.

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