Decisions, Decisions

It's dangerous to let my human go to the pet store alone!

The last time my human went to the pet store and I didn’t go along, she came back with two party dresses for me! Now I have to decide which one I like better, in case I have a party to go to.

For the record, both dresses are X-Small

Here is the one with the satiny striped skirt. It is pretty and kind of classy.

Would Audrey Hepburn wear this?

My human had me stand up so you could see the pink ribbon better. Nice, isn’t it?

I like being just a little bit bad

I have to be honest, though — I think I like the skull dress better!

Confession - I also like chewing on the tulle.

See? I can be a punk rock kitty! This is my tough look. I couldn’t wear the other dress and look tough.

But I'm innocent, Mr. Policeman! It was the cat back there that did it.

But I can still look sweet in it if I try.

So what do you think? Which dress looks better on me?
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