Axis - "Badgelicker"

Lookin' pretty cool, huh?

Axis - "Badgelicker"
I will never be able to talk about these dicksips in a serious manner. After being in this band for the first three years of its existence - a fact which certainly sounds like a brag, but I mean, they're one of the greatest bands ever so yeah, I guess it is - I know too much about their particular brand of stupidity. Even though the Axis LP will literally crush all notions of what a hardcore band can be, Tommy is still a moldy hobo and Pat is a socially-paralyzed praying mantis. I'm honestly surprised that Dylan hasn't strangled the both of them in their filthy beds.

Nevertheless, in the years since I was lucky enough to count myself a member, Axis has gone from being a great band to a band that defies any and all description. The line-up is the best it's ever been and Show Your Greed is an unstoppable force that you absolutely cannot understand. You can listen to the new song "Badgelicker" at the link above and then go ahead and pop all your limbs back into their sockets.

Yeah, how cool does this look?

Or this?

Filth.