Please fire me. I work the overnight shift at a very well-known gym (you know which one) and last...

Please fire me. I work the overnight shift at a very well-known gym (you know which one) and last night I had to kick out a member for washing a raw chicken in the locker room sink. And to think, my direct manager (who ironically quit 3 weeks ago to become a cop) told me the job would be like being a bouncer at a club. Ha!