2nd post in one day, because it can only happen to me

I am not having a good day. The day reached a point where I needed to have a "moment" to myself. Given the siege the midget army was laying on me, I knew that closing a door would not be sufficient given that son simply opens the door letting his sister right back in. So I went through the various house keys kept in the designated key area until one worked for the office. (They are labelled, but in Afrikaans - so it was very much trial by error.) I had my moment, then my cell phone rang, still o