Fanning vs. shark: We need a rematch!

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Crafty producers have finally divined a way to make televised surf competitions more compelling than the Super Bowl.



Just add shark.



I wonder if they got the idea from Katy Perry’s Super Bowl performance, the one where the infamous “Left Shark” nearly stole the show.



A shark at a world surf competition in South Africa nearly one-upped the Perry shark.



It nearly