Have A Drink From The Sink!

So are you a nasty sink drinker? Have the fluoride heads got you hook, line and sinker? My you humans make a nice fish. If I reel you in do I get to make a wish? I want a pot of gold. Waiting, waiting, nope, that's cold.

Drink from the sink,
Find the missing link.
It tickles you pink,
The germ ridden rink.

Liquified chlorine went into you.
That is so tasty at your zoo.
Next time you're at the swimming pool,
Take a drink and don't be a fool.

Aluminum sulphate.
A fine fate.
Suck it back.
Go all tin man at your shack.

Calcium hydroxide.
Quite the ride.
Prepare for something great.
Another added trait.

Sodium silicofluoride,
Will change the tide.
It will help your body rot,
Or seize up like a robot.

Fluorosilicic acid,
Drained from Lake Placid.
Those gators won't like that.
They may squash you flat.

Enough with the big names,
Let's add fuel to the flames,
That go on within,
There at your sink drinking bin.

The show stopper,
Have some copper,
And as a topper,
Have a mercury hopper.

Pesticides may give way.
Yummy, I say.
Arsenic is grand.
Poison from feet to hand.

Hormones are there,
Such a fun affair.
The just fly wild,
And so help your growing child.

Don't you just want to take a tasty drink of tap water now? I mean that stuff in that can really make you wow. I suppose it's better to be a fluoride head than get some bacteria and be right away dead. But I bet that stuff causes more than gas. It needs to be filtered for my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.