“I like to organize clubs. I’ve started three of them. The...

“I like to organize clubs. I’ve started three of them. The first one is called the SWANK Club, which stands for Second Wives And No Kids. That one is self-explanatory. After that, I started the ‘M’ Club. That one is all women with names that start with ‘M.’ Right now it’s me, Marilyn, Mary, and Maureen. We meet on Mondays and go to restaurants that start with ‘M.’ Then there’s the Adventure Club. I started that one with my friend Bonnie because she couldn’t be in the SWANK Club or the ‘M’ Club.”