A Walking Satire?

Blogger, health nut, Burning Man attendee…what else…some who know me might call me a bit hipster.  I got one of those hipster hats from Urban to keep the sun out of my face at the beach, but let’s face it, I wear wherever, whenever I can.

I believe in astrology, ha.  No, really I do.  And I do a lot of yoga and believe in the power of energy and maybe crystals.  Definitely past lives.

There has got to be more…let me think.

Ah.  I try to eat a plant-based diet (vegan, kinda), although I’ve been sucking at this lately.  I only buy organic.  I shop at Whole Foods way too much.   Once I move into a home, which will be soon, I’ll be shopping at Jimbos instead…a local health food store (see, I support local businesses) although Whole Foods does have a bomb salad bar (can’t deny it, even though I sort of want to) that I’ve been feasting upon for about the last month.  I had a dream last night that everything in the store was half off on Wednesdays only to wake up, disappointed, that it’s actually only a $1.50 off the salad bar.

There’s more…I’ve been a nomad recently.  And who doesn’t want to be a nomad these days?  It’s literally all the rage on Pinterest, Instagram, Youtube, etc.  Actually, I’ve been a digital nomad…a local digital nomad.  That’s new by the way.

For the most part, I’m calm.   But sometimes I feel like Patrick Bateman in the chapter, A Glimpse of a Thursday Afternoon, of American Psycho, although lately, in the last two weeks or so, this hasn’t been the case.

As I write my stories or here on the blog, sometimes I question myself…I’m an asshole?  Or at least, is that how I come across?  This concerns me.  By the way, I’m not.  I’m actually quite sensitive.  But my Mercury is in Scorpio, which causes me to go against the grain intellectually (even if I don’t want to) and delve into the dark, gritty side of things (even if I don’t want to).  Do you think I’m kidding? 

Aliester Crawley, Snoop Dog and Ryan Goseling all of their Mercury in Scorpio, which doesn’t explain a lot about me, but at least I’m in good company I guess.