“I’ll call ya sometime.” I give him my number and

he’ll call me sometime.

I know how this works with females. I’m sure it’s the same way with males.

The brush off.

It hurts more with a guy, though, because my intentions truly are honorable. Plus, as a straight man, I like men more than women. They’re more honest. They have a smaller chip on their shoulder. What’s not to love about men?

Women. It’s like dealing with rabid cats. You’ll probably end up needing a tetanus shot. Fuck em. WAY easier to beat off and go to bed peacefully rather than deal with “her majesty”.

Whatever. When I gave him my digits and he didn’t offer his in return. Well, here’s your sign…

this is all in re my date with a dude