The Worst 5 Star Review I’ll Ever Give–until the next one

It seems like we end up at a movie, no matter where we go on vacation. This past trip was no exception, so we ended up watching Jurassic World in Corpus Christi because air conditioning. By the time we’d met the two children central to the plot, I wanted dinosaurs to eat them, and their terrible parents. I’m sorry, Judy Greer. I was hoping your character would bite it…er…be bitten.

Then, we met Bryce Dallas Howard’s hair, and I wanted something to eat her. Her boss? Wanted him eaten. The secr...