A Gif That Keepings Giving To Those That Are Living!

So the cat had to deal with those small messy humans the other day. Do they really call digging in sand play? The cat has better things to do in sand. Hanging out with them you're likely to catch an ebola strand. Or would that be strain? Either way, the germs rain.


 When they come in view,And the germs won't do,This must be done.Especially if you can't run.
Although it may get hot.New clothes may need to be bought.Maybe take some learning,But no germs could be returning.

 This is a bad way to go.Germs from your own blow.Rubbing them all over your face.Not something you should embrace.
Plus yelling and pointing will make them cry.Then more germs rain from the sky.Or they may kick you.That can hurt too.

This might give a complex,But if you can really flex,It can help out.Flop like a trout.
Avoid the germs in the air.Don't get them in your hair,Or lack there of,As they come down from above.

Or avoid them altogether.Germs and zombies you can weather.Suit up and carry a big stick.Those germs you will lick.
Only take it off when they are gone,Trotting across some other lawn.Maybe your creepy look will scare.Either way, germs won't get in your hair.

See? He agrees.Bet it even stops fleas.Well maybe not,Those fleas can get caught.
So dress to the hilt.Have a suit built.And carry a big stick.Warning, you and the PTA may not click.
Aren't you glad the cat is here to help? Germs don't have to make you yelp. Cover up every place and the tiny humans can't germ you with their embrace. Now I just need something to protect my hair as they pull it with flair. Maybe I'll just pelt them with gas from my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.