My 3-year-old son wouldn't nap for anything this afternoon. Suddenly, I remembered your "diabolical" plan of putting your sons' toys in "mortal peril" and placed Buzz Lightyear precariously over the garbage can with the message that he could only be saved

My pleasure! Anything I can do to swell my army of evil parents.

(For those who don’t know what he’s talking about, I played the ultimate villain to great effect.)