The Downside of Having a Fluffy Tail

The kitchen is where all the good stuff happens

It’s dinnertime and here I am! I’m always ready for food.

I just can't keep my tongue in my mouth, can I? I'm worse than Miley Cyrus

So where’s my meal? Why are you laughing?

How long has that BEEN there?

What do you mean I have something hanging from my tail?

Don't worry - it did not affect my appetite

This is really embarrassing.
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