Something New That May Offend A Few!

Today the cat has a new book. It is NOT a kids book at our nook. It does NOT rhyme. I know, that's a crime. And let's just say, the cat and Pat may be dead come the next day.

Profanity Granny came to be,
In the Imagine Hatt series written by me.
She has a rather rude mouth at her sea.
And I had to capitalize on Profanity Granny.

Why will the cat and Pat be dead?
Why may we get murdered in our bed?
Profanity Granny may do it.
She may not like our next hit.

Yep, she is based off of the real thing.
Whoopsy, did we say that at our wing?
Hey, she makes the cat put up with 10 cats when we go there.
So she is due at her Great Granny lair.

Payback is nice.
Comes at a cheap price.
But if Pat doesn't reply,
If could mean we did die.

Bad grammar there.
But what do I care.
Profanity Granny would just swear.
Pound sand up one's ass without a care.


 This one is true.Such a scary zoo.I stay away.Biting back isn't okay.


True too! At her zoo.Sold a barn.Hey, beats yarn.

 May have embellished here.But sure it is near.Then again she needs the bottle money,So she can fly places that are sunny.


Poor kids.Flip their lids.No candy there.Saves money at her lair. 
Click here for a peer!
And there you are. A few snippets at my sand bar. The idea just popped in and needed to be done. She will curse Pat a ton. I'll hide under the bed. I don't want her biting me on the head. Hey, who needs class? Not my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.