Please fire me. I work as a barista. Most every day, I have a lady come in. She always orders the largest, most fattening drink you can imagine. Extra syrup, extra whipped cream, made with heavy whipping cream, if she can add it to her order, odds are she will. She always has claimed it was for her husband, as he has “quite a sweet tooth.” I recently learned her husband is diabetic. And therefore, is supposed to have as little sugar as possible. I am not sure what is going on, but I now kind of want to warn her husband she might have it in for him…