A Twitter recommendation, plus nonsensical YA fantasy blurbs

If you're on Twitter and you haven't discovered it already, I recommend @dystopianYA as an amusing parody account. Here's a typical sequence of tweets:

"They're against the revolution! Change scares people." Anthem says.
"That's dumb. I'm 16 and I can tell right from wrong," I answer.

Anthem and I are the first people from different Categories to ever fall in love.

I changed my mind. I love Ermias now.

On a similar theme, I read a blurb for a YA novel that made no narrative sense. The elements wer...