I was given a bottle of Jose Cuervo as a gift because, for me, "gift" is not a verb.

Also, the guy didn’t like it.

I just tried a shot of it and I don’t like it either. I love tequila but this is tequila-flavored (barely) vodka. Anybody want it? Come and get it.

This week in my town a guy anally raped a six-month old baby to death and someone is putting razor blades on all the slides at the parks. A number of kids have been cut, but thankfully none have been anally raped to death by their meth-head mother’s ex-boyfriend SLASH babysitter.

Small victories.

I could really use a shot or five of a decent blanco right now. Drinking Jose Cuervo only makes me hungry for tequila. Maybe I will get up and go to the bar, but in addition to being in a terrible mood I am also extremely lazy.

Fuck this planet. We deserve to be climate changed to extinction. I wonder what creatures will thrive after we’re gone?

Happy thoughts.