Donald Trump, R-Dipshit, stated on Sunday that he is "for traditional marriage".
Which traditional marriage? The one where people of different races couldn’t marry each other or the one where a guy could have multiple wives (what a fucking nightmare)? These were all traditional at one time.
No, The Donald meant Fox News marriage, between one man and one woman. Only, The Donald has been married 3 times, so actually his tradition is one man and 3 different women at 3 different times. Like most people today, including a majority of declared Christians, he practices serial monogamy, which was expressly forbidden by Jesus. In fact, in the same paragraph in which Jesus pronounces marriage as being between a man and a woman, he says it’s forever. No divorce.
The Christian argument against same-sex marriage is utter bullshit. There are very few Christians, real Christians in this country. This has never been, even remotely, a Christian country. Jesus forbids violence and certainly war, expressly, and we’ve always been about war. Jesus forbids violence and war even when it’s justified, even in self-defense. We’ve always been about money and getting rich. We even stamp “in God we trust” on our mammon, probably the greatest Freudian slip in the history of mankind.
“Narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.” Obviously, Christianity is a tall order. It was clearly not meant for the mass of humanity. We couldn’t hack it anyway. You think Buddhism is hard?
The very concept of a “Christian nation” is ludicrous, if you read the Bible. Even a Christian majority is ridiculous. The only way Christians could become a majority in any country is if they totally compromised their values and ethics and became faux Christians, Christian in name only. That’s why you see so-called Christian countries going to war throughout history. Jesus expressly and in no uncertain terms teaches absolute pacifism and the only way to get around it so you can kill other people is by saying “Well, what he actually meant was….” and fill in whatever compromise allows you to drop bombs on Iraq or where ever.
Anyway, I guess what I’m trying to say is shut the fuck up with this traditional marriage shit already. You do you and let them do them. Oh, and please Donald, for the love of God, go the hell away finally.
“Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye.”
