Signs of insanity

I love the Boardwalk.

Aaaaaand, I found a way to spend the whole summer here:

Will they hire me if I eat all the fries?

I won’t need to use my salary to buy groceries,

because I found a free way to feed my family food they love:

I tried to eat a pizza pie in 11 minutes to win lots of pizza, and failed.

So, this is my new meal plan for delicious summer dinners:

 After tonight’s dinner, we went for a walk and saw this sign.

Signs like this one are all over the Boardwalk. I love ’em.

Unfortunately, my dog spotted a different sign…

and stopped talking to me.

We resolved the problem with a special outfit.

I dressed her up as a seagull,

and now she fits right in.

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Where will you vacation this summer?