Last night, to resounding acclaim and deafening applause, I...

Last night, to resounding acclaim and deafening applause, I showed the world my bread soup. I must confess I am a little saddened to learn that bread soup is an actual thing and a version or two of it can be found in just about every culinary tradition. Here I thought I was being all innovative and shit, a veritable cuisinartist.

Tonight, for your viewing pleasure and my drinking, I give you the dirty martini. It occurred to me the other day that I have never dranken a martini.

…Dranken is a word, isn’t it? Well, after a few of these it will be.

To the pope!