A few people are starting to get mad that I made fun of the Dope Pope. Thou shalt not make fun of the Dope Pope!

He rides a skateboard! He totally listens to Floyd! He’s the Dope Pope!

Never mind everything he says has been filtered through the tired liberal lens. Um, did you know that in the same encyclical in which he consigned dastardly doubters of orthodox climate change theology to hell, he consigned Bruce Jenner there, too? You never hear about that, though. Know why?

Cuz he’s the Dope Pope!

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