Today in Tabs: How To Read Internet

See Dick. See Dick read. Dick is on the internet. Figures.

If you're reading this, congratulations, you found the internet! The `net is ubiquitous and powerful, but do you know how to use it? I asked around, and everyone agreed that you don't. They shook their heads, sadly, and some said "no…" and sort of trailed off, like they were remembering the death of a beloved pet. Others just stared at the floor silently, as if mourning a world that was once beautiful and serene but now looks like a tire fire at the Blade Runner municipal landfill because of your internet incompetence.

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