shmapey:justmyflawedlogic:lokisgloriouspenis:okay today i learned that apparently the penis...

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

In other news, Benedict Cumberbatch recently welcomed a baby boy. *wanders off, whistling*

benedict cumberbatch, the cumberpeen