I have big boobs. That’s good. I like that. My boobs and I are good friends. What I don’t like,...

I have big boobs. That’s good. I like that. My boobs and I are good friends. What I don’t like, besides having to buy very expensive handmade bras from Europe, since North American bra makers don’t seem to grasp that large cup sizes sometimes do go with medium/average band sizes, is when people stand in your personal space and accidentally (accidentally/on purpose?) keep touching your boobs when they gesture. This happens to me a lot for whatever reason. Maybe I’m just too Canadian and my personal bubble is bigger than average, but then consider that I do live amongst Canadians(/Québécois). Why do so many people not get that if your gestures keep brushing against a part of someone else’s body that is generally considered hands-off-unless-invited, then you’re standing too damned close???