IT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN A PROBLEM IF HE HAD KEPT HIS, UM, POSSESSIONS IN A CLEAR, ONE-QUART, RESEALABLE PLASTIC BAG

Hijinks ensue when an air passenger gets naked. Here's a report from Dick Knipfing. (Thanks to Cynthia, Horace Labadie and Jeff Meyerson, who also sends this item, which we might already have blogged but it involves naked people so what...