Why I Get Paid the Big Bucks and Binga Doesn’t

It took a long time to perfect this head tilt... almost 5 minutes!


I may still be young, but I work really hard to pose just right. When I do, I get richly rewarded! At least in treats.


More subtle than her usual photo bomb


But there is somekitty here who, even after many years, just can’t seem to get the posing thing right.


I hope she doesn't sneeze ON me!


Even when she is supposed to be in the shot, she has a hard time staying still! She looks like she is about to sneeze in this picture.


This is taking three times as long as it should


She also gets distracted all the time.


She wants to be paid before the shoot is over. That is wrong


She is always missing her mark. She does not understand that this makes it hard for the photographer to consistently focus.


It's not fair


But even with all these faults, she still manages to get all the attention.


At least I get more treats.
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