hate on piper all you want, i still love her but i get why other people are against her now, but please don't say she looks like soggy lettuce and insult her appearance and shit like that. at that point you are also insulting the actress and taylor schilli

omg shut up, i didn’t say anything about how she looks. i meant that her personality is like a soggy lettuce, and i stand by that. piper chapman bores the living hell out of me, in fact, it feels like my brain dribbles out of my ears when she opens her mouth. now stop allocating random and untrue accusations to me and calm down.