Mars Boom And Doom!

So some nut had a theory that was a bit eerie. Eerie as in it sounded like a movie rip off more than a bit. But hey, I get a post out of making fun of it. He may have visited one too many bars. Anyway, now let's travel to Mars.

Mars had life.
It had little strife.
All were as happy as can be.
They even had animals like me.

Life was like it is here,
Although less advanced I fear.
If you can call us advanced at all.
At least we don't draw on the wall.

Two races lived on it.
The Cydonians and Utopians were a hit.
They lived together in peace.
Then came the big decrease.

An alien race came to Mars.
Wonder if they have flying cars?
Then they nuked the place,
Blowing off every Martian face.

Everything there was dead.
Life of Mars was put to bed.
The aliens blew up the place,
Then they flew back into space.

Hmmm meanies they were.
Blowing up Martians made them purr?
I wonder if they can purr?
Their travel must be a blur.

And yet they haven't bothered our sea.
Maybe those aliens cease to be?
Or maybe they think we'll blow ourselves up.
So they just wait for such a hiccup.

Quite the names he pulled to.
What would they be named by you?
Clan one and clan two?
That would be to easy to come due.

Think the theory is right?
Did aliens come with might?
They blew Mars to bits,
Creating those big pits.

It is a fun theory,
But as said, rather eerie.
Maybe Independance Day got stuck in his head.
Or Mars Attacks just filled him with dread.

No doubt life out there some where does exist. But are they that advanced and pissed? I mean just to come all that way and blow something to bits. Maybe they like to throw space fits? One strange theory indeed. Had to give it a go at my feed. You never know about that Martian gas. It can play tricks on you like that from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.