Matrimony Malfunction Character Interview

Lara: Thank you for joining me here at my bridal shop today. 
Emily: Yes well there are no robots about, so it's fine.
Lara: So! You allowed your dieting mishaps to be published into a novel.
Emily: Yes I did.
Lara: Why?
Emily: So I could read about them and have a laugh. No one wants bad memories of falling face first into cow shit and being sad about it, right?
Lara: (Laughs hysterically) I forgot about that!
Emily: All right all ready. Calm down. It wasn't THAT funny.
Lara: Ha!
Emily: Okay, ye...