Happy Holidays from the Yucch-meter

You have classes, jobs, lives, obligations, chores, relationships, brats, cats, dogs, friends, parents, sidelines, gym, training, hobbies, ferrets, parakeets, fish, plants, but week in and week out you summon up the time and energy to turn in 1,000 words for the Weekly LitWit Challenge. For what? For a book you could buy yourself, for snippets [...]