Alternative Titles For My Book (Written While Under a Concussion)
So I finally tricked a publisher into publishing my novel, and I’m very happy to announce that The Giddy Death of the Gays & the Strange Demise of Straights is now available to buy as a book, ebook, audiobook, or series of sinister screams coming from a room in your house you had no previous idea existed.
The book is about gays, and straights, but has very little actual death (though it does contain lots of fundamentalists, drag queens, and burning nightclubs–just like a fever dream!)
In order to celebrate this monumentous occasion, here is a list. Because without lists the Internet would just be illegal pornography and tweet-wielding mobs. “Enjoy.”
Alternative Titles For My Book (Written While Under a Concussion)
The Boring Life of the Straights and the Unremarkable Vitality of Gays
Showgirls 2
Like The Godfather But Not About the Mafia Yet Probably Just As Good
Homos!
Not Homos!
I Haven’t Really Seen The Godfather That Was A Lie
The Bible
Queer Theory For Dummies
The Anti-Recipe Cookbook
12 Signs Your Pet Hates You (And Why You Should Hate Him)
Something To Pretend To Read While Spying On Attractive Strangers
Sin: Why You Are Now Spiritually Unclean
Less Depressing Than Trainspotting Despite Being Set In Wales
A Beginner’s Guide to Sinus Surgery
Swansea! A Silent Musical
A Romcom For People Who Hate Romcoms
Heterophobia
Stalked By The Author: How Buying This Book Ruined My Life
Maybe The Godfather Isn’t That Good Anyway, Everyone Said Star Wars Was Good But I Didn’t Really Think So
Adopting Pet Fundamentalists
Temporary Reprieve From Your Awful Life
Political Correctness Gone Mad
Sin 2: You’re Now Even Dirtier and Nothing Can Save You
I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE GAY OR STRAIGHT JUST READ MY FUCKING BOOK
Heather Has Three Mommies
Looks Good on Your Bookshelf
I Would Have No Idea Which Was Which If Someone Showed Me Both The Godfather And The Sopranos
I Liked This Book Before It Was Cool
No Refunds
If you liked the list and would like to read something which in no way resembles it, you can get a copy my “kind of OK” book at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Book Depository, and Lethe Press. Or by breaking into the home or workplace of someone who already bought a copy.
Happy readings!
- Authorfern
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