You want me to do WHAT in public?

We just spent a week vacationing at “the shore,”

and I learned some VERY odd things.

First of all, Carmen won’t talk about my future…

unless I pay her money. Does that seem wrong to you?

I gave Carmen money…

because I want to know what I can look forward to.

Maybe I’ll sell tons of books, or sign a huge movie deal!

But there’s a ton of people around, Carmen!

Maybe we should just focus on my future love life…

Geez.

Forget it.

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This post brought to you by Carmen.

She’s got a one track mind.