Where We're At It's Lazy Kombat!

I was lying on the center island and licking my ass when up jumped Cass. She wanted the spot to herself. I guess she got bored of the cat shelf. Then this came to pass. Aren't I a laid back little rhyming ass?




Who will be next up?Dan and his pup?Brian with the killer hat?It is razor sharp where he's at.
Adam with a fact chat?He'll fact you to death, then splat. Old one eye to scare?She wants to steal your eye so she'll have a spare.  Gloria uses poison food, so beware.She'll laugh without a care. Robyn with Martha Stewart bare.Damn, that is a fatality right there.
Sherry and her killer duck bill?Betsy and her cat hill?They'll all charge you.Might have a rabbit in there too.
Hank wanting to be number one?That means he'll make you done.Blue beating you with one shoe?That fatality would be new.
Halloween Nazi and her boiling pot?That would hurt a whole lot.Manzi turning you into a worm?She then stomps on you as you squirm.
The redneck turns you into a giant zit,Then she sticks out her finger and pops it.The tabbies think you are a burd.Yeah, they attack, and that's how they spell that word.
The beer guys double team.Their team isn't really a dream.They make your balls stick to a wall.If you don't have any, their draw some on you, that's all.
Anne will get you with paint fumes.Then plant you like mushrooms.Then she'll dose you in fire,And watch as you burn and expire.
Blabber pelting you with shampoo?Could be clean then at your zoo.Who will be next up to fight?Will they have the might?

There you are. Enjoy the Lazy Kombat at our sand bar? We really get it done. I even made Cassie run. That is a score for me. Then I went where you can't see. So who is next up to bat? Can you top the Lazy Kombat of the cat? Hey, it was only Cass. If a dog shows up, I'm more of a Mortal Kombat little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.