Third Time's the Charm

I've written two lengthy, entertaining posts and then somehow lost them in the bowels of my computer. Not that my computer has bowels, mind you. But somewhere between trying to add a picture and messing with saving drafts I've lost the details of me struggling with the hardest book I've ever written, only to emerge triumphant, not to mention a discussion of craziness and food and the secrets to the universe, now gone forever.

But I figure I'll try once more and if it screws up I'll beat my hea...