Your Design Isn't Fine!

So the cat was hopping here and there the other day when he cam across some video that he hit play. I think I lost a few IQ points as I listened to it. Let's just say it was full of more than spit.

Humans are designed to eat meat!
Nope, not even as a treat.
The cat will skip the meat,
As that is just the same old beat.

Design is more fun.
Let's give it a run.
You were designed?
Hmmm I hope all the papers were signed.

Did they start with the toe?
Damned if I know.
Designed in a barn?
Maybe made out of yarn?

Were we all designed the same?
Damn, that would just be lame.
Maybe there was a hiccup in the machine.
Some got designed mean.

At least the designer can draw.
Bad drawing should be against the law.
Coming out like Bigfoot wouldn't be grand
No wonder he hides across the land.

No fun baby making is had.
That is just a fad.
You weren't made in back of a cab.
Nope, you were designed in a lab.

Hmm which is worse?
Hey, it beats a hearse.
You can even update your design,
If your design isn't fine.

The plastic is there.
Even some fake hair.
We can add to it.
Or some other umm spit.

I designed this post.
Damn, I'm a designing host.
Maybe I'll get that gig.
Make a human in need of a bad wig.

Designed like a store.
Designed and nothing more.
Sex is just a myth.
Design a human to be with.

Pfffft such idiots out there trying to push their crap. Do they even think before they flap? I guess the answer to that is a big fat no. Morons think what works for one works for all high and low. Their design obviously has a bad case of gas. I am done being a designing little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.