Here’s the conundrum–I only brought one pair of...

Here’s the conundrum–I only brought one pair of pants to Portland. They were dirty so I hand-washed them. Now I can’t wear them out but it’s colder than I thought and I only have this one little cardigan…. If I want food or drink I have to leave the room in Les Giant Party Boots. This will guarantee some dude will try and talk to me before I have enough alcohol in my system to have recovered from my trip. … The only solution, I believe, is to take a taxi to a gay bar. Go to a gay bar, go directly to a gay bar. Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars. #pride #portlandpride #portland #wardrobemalfunction #kinkyboots