Graham and Elliot

Graham looked at the tree. "It's orange. You bought an orange tree?"

If Eliot used the excuse that it was 'green', he was going to scream.

"I did. You don't like it?" Oh, look at that man. Butter wouldn't melt in his fucking mouth.

"It's orange." Orange.

"It was lonely."

"Lonely? It's a tree."

"Seriously. It was in a corner of the lot, being shunned. It wasn't pretty."

"No. No, it isn't. It's orange. Spray painted orange."

El nodded and looked fondly at the orange tree. Fondly. At. The. Orange. Tree.

Insane.El was absolutely insane.

"We could put it up in the bedroom."

At least that way no one could see it from the living room.

Graham and Elliot are from Just the Right Notes