Random unrelated thoughts on a boy named Alice, a girl named Caitlyn & a man named Dick

• I blasted “School’s Out” to awaken the girls yesterday, the last day of the school year for our former 3rd and 8th graders. Released roughly 40 years prior to their births, the sneering anthem still perfectly captures the liberating anarchy of one of the greatest days of every kid’s year.



I revel in seeing the faces of the children as they get off the bus on that last day. I’d have to